Heel low:

And if you even half think I take my own advice...read the title of the topic just one more time...ain't happenin' no time soon. Besides, if you believe half of what I say on here...I got me a bridge to sell you, that and some ocean front property, here in balmy ol' wild rose country a.k.a. Alberta...

That's the abuse, so now you earned it...now for the funny...

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, "13 .... 13 .... 13."

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on....

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick.

Then they all started shouting, "14 .... 14 .... 14."

Yeh, and you expected something a bit more serious or intelligent from me...get real!

Oh my !!!

I've heard this before and still love this joke.

That was a good one I just about spit my chilli out!!

I needed that